I can't believe that Reg hasn't come on with a million different ideas of songs and then writes extended commentaries on each and then refutes the whole bloody lot, due to an inappropriate but overwhelming sense of inferiority and humility.

I would have thought the most relevant song would be that one where the bloke asks 'do you come from a land down under...' (whilst secretly being circumspect about losing the Ashes...ha ha ha ha haaaaaa...Al).