Icon Re: No wonder I drink...
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Baerwald (view)

furthermore, if you're going to manhandle metaphors, im more like the exchange student who nobody will talk to, so he tries out for football cause that's what everybody's doing , and then they find out that he can kick a field goal from 45 yards, so they sucker him into suiting up, and he sort of buys into the whole thing for awhile, and rides around for a couple weeks on the shoulders of some grinning car salesmen but there's always this nagging feeling that there's gotta be more going on somewhere else, but it's the only thing he does that anybody'll pay him to do, so after going on a soul-searching expedition in the Nepalese Highlands, he comes back and does a couple of kicking jobs, but shit, these people take this ball-kicking thing seriously, there's guys that spend 5 hours a day kicking the thing and another five training for media appearances, and there's guys that are willing to actually chop their feet off and replace them with some kind of magnesium titanium alloy...

to be continued
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