A solution to airport security!
Reg
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I just read recently that the worlds first all-nude airline has begun taking reservations. Just think how much easier that makes it getting through security! I think if they just made all airports and airplanes "100% nude zones" flying would be a heck of a lot safer! They'd also sell more tickets and get these airlines out of their slump. Hell, people would go to the airport just to "hang out". We need to set aside our issues of "morality" and "decency" and just get nude, I think. I mean it's for the good of the "National Security". It would also be a natural incentive for people to lose weight and try to look good naked. So, we'd be safer, healthier, and naked. What a beautiful world that would be.
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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I just read recently that the worlds first all-nude airline has begun taking reservations. Just think how much easier that makes it getting through security! I think if they just made all airports and airplanes "100% nude zones" flying would be a heck of a lot safer! They'd also sell more tickets and get these airlines out of their slump. Hell, people would go to the airport just to "hang out". We need to set aside our issues of "morality" and "decency" and just get nude, I think. I mean it's for the good of the "National Security". It would also be a natural incentive for people to lose weight and try to look good naked. So, we'd be safer, healthier, and naked. What a beautiful world that would be.
Reg
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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