my question would go along the lines of where is that lovely bit of tottie from the Bangles these days...she posted here once or twice and I think she'd like the Old Spot. In Dursley. Where men are men. We'd treat her like one of the boys. And if she asked for wine we'd pretend we didn't hear her. And we'd expect her to eat some pork scratchings with lots of mono-sodium glutamate. Of course no-one would lay a hand on her. So if you're reading this Susanna, come on down...but don't embarrass me by asking for a pint of lager, or two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.