...I'm so sick of all the crap that I decided to put down my beer (Pabst Blue Ribbon!) and write some junk for the man who needs a real job. I thought, what the hell, be nice, give a little, help the poor guy out. Here goes...
“Twenty-First Century Man”
By: B. U. Ford © 2003
[3/4 time]
VERSE
I’ve been down in the hole
I’ve been drunk, I’m getting’ old
Seems that I don’t belong here anymore
I’ve been down on my wife
I’ve been stuck in midlife
And I can’t get it up anymore
CHORUS
What the hell is a man, if a man cannot stand
To be the butt of your jokes, and a curse upon this land
I am proud to be a believer, and I’m proud to be a sinner
And I don’t wanna be a loser, nor an angel be
I’m just livin’ my whole life, I’m a belligerent man
But I won’t be your witness when you don’t give a damn
VERSE
I’ve been down on my knees
I’ve been blinded by mediocrity
And I don’t think I belong here anymore
I’ve been down and I’ve been lonesome
I’ve been blown to Kingdom Come
But I don’t have it in me anymore
CHORUS
What the hell is a man, if a man cannot stand
To be the butt of your jokes, and a curse upon this land
I am proud to be a believer, and I’m proud to be a sinner
And I don’t wanna be a loser, nor an angel be
I’m just livin’ my whole life, I’m a belligerent man
But I won’t be your witness when you don’t give a damn
BRIDGE
And if you don’t wanna listen
Then let me give you a reason
I’m a twenty-first century man
CHORUS
What the hell is a man, if a man cannot stand
To be the butt of your jokes, and a curse upon this land
I am proud to be a believer, and I’m proud to be a sinner
And I don’t wanna be a loser, nor an angel be
I’m just livin’ my whole life, I’m a belligerent man
But I won’t be your witness when you don’t give a damn
