*** You will no longer hate most of your employees,co-workers, etc. ***

I don't hate them Kevin, they annoy me. I don't hate anyone. Ok, I DO hate the oil companies but that's justifyable.

***  ...you'll embrace every masshole you meet ***

Have you met these people Kevin? I may not want to embrace them but I do give them a special "wave" everyday when I drive back and forth from work. Come to think of it, I would like to give Reg's wife a hug, but that's it!

 ***... and you'll be voting for Dean in the primary elections. ***

Jesus Kevin. You do need to get out of the heat.

See you at #1000. Maybe we'll get that new song by then!