I spotted Ms. Maxwell as she exited Bradford's local cappuccino hotspot, The Thirsty Moose. She was carrying a garbage bag full of videos, ledgers, false wigs, and stacks of neatly wrapped $100 bills. They were surely counterfeit so I tossed the bag and its contents in a dumpster, made a citizen's arrest and promptly handed the clearly shaken Ghislaine over to a local park ranger. We don't have police officers in the granite state as there simply is no crime. Should I have kept the videos? Did I mess up?
Peter T.
