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We're not talking about this. Only Buford is. But this attempt at humor and multiple personalities is sure as hell better than Buford/Jim/Mike Brewer/Mason Lang (actually this name is the best so far) did just being Mr. Pusser. I don't think the fact that Buford was a put on was lost on anyone...and hell Buford I gave you all sorts of opportunities to come up with a witty reply, you just couldn't do it man. Come on, I kept you company and kept writing these goofy replys and what did you come up with...nothing. I gave you a chance to delve deep into the psycholgy of your Buford creation and you gave me zip in return. You just made me look bad because I caused you to continue...maybe that was your point.

    It's cool if you can't be funny. We won't hold that against you. Some people just don't have a knack for comedy and you're one of those folks. You're like the guy on the long car ride with a whoopee cushion that just keeps making fart noises and laughing his ass off. Maybe once with the right timing it's funny...but as you do it again and again and again...well then it just becomes headache inducing. Hey, if you love your fart noises Buford just keep it to yourself man.

Why don't you just be a man, admit who you are, apologize if you offended anyone and move on. Or actually just quit altogether. I just don't think you've got it in you to come up with something humorous. You're boring man...that's what your guilty of.

If you want to read something funny...you know dark comedy...read the Kravitz post about his pig's ear necklace. Now that's twisted and leaves you sitting there wondering what just happened and what that was supposed to mean. Hell, ever since I read that I've been thinking "Christ I hope he was kidding about that." and wondering if somebody should maybe notify the authorities cause Krav is on the loose and who knows what this guy is capable of if he was serious. Now that's edgy comedy...

I mean...it was comedy right Kravitz? You didn't really make a necklace with little piggie ears...did you? I'm kind of feeling a little sick...thinking what the hell else might be in the Kravitz jewelry collection...

    

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