And you need good guys in Texas to get rid of the bad guys that their government is full of. 

Beto ran against Ted Cruz for his US Senate position. He got a lot of notoriety when he did, mostly because Cruz is such a horrible clown even his fellow Republicans in DC wanted him to lose, but Beto ran kind of an odd campaign and according to what Pat Brown told me here, he and others could not vote for Beto because he calls himself Beto and Pat and his pals apparently saw that as dishonest and intentionally misleading. Never mind that Beto O'Rourke (yes, he is part Hobbit) did not give himself the nickname Beto, he got that as a kid and it stuck, Pat and his pals felt this made Beto a liar. 

So they voted for Ted Cruz if you can fucking believe it! Ted Cruz a guy that lies constantly about shit that will seriously fuck up people's lives because he is lying about it. A guy that his own freaking family can't even trust and a guy that will kiss the ass of a man that is shitting all over him as he does it, and then in turn Ted will shit all over his constituents. This guy they could vote for because Ted calls himself Ted when his real name is Rafael. 

This is why I make jokes about Texas.

Now Beto is running for governor against another true pile of garbage named Greg Abbott. This guy is another lying shit pile, that is ripping the rights from his constituents, and trying to destroy Texas, and actually believes he can someday become president. 

It is once again a big race and mostly because Abbott is such a pile of refuse. So, we will see how Texans vote in that race. It is supposedly close but I am guessing the fact that Beto is nicknamed Beto will once again wipe him out because...well...being a guy named O'Rourke in Texas is like being a guy named O'Rourke in China. People know you are a liar just from your last name. 

So, if you visit Texas, Mick, make sure to tell people you meet you are Mickey Cruz and they will be much more likely not to smoke you.