so I'm not sure if any of you know but Charlie is about to be enthroned in a few weeks here as his Mum temporarily retires into her Dragon form to be renewed by drinking the blood of hobbits.

Before this he was about to trot around some old frenemy neighbours but France fucked all that up by ongoing protests about rising the retirement age from 4 to 6 years old. The lazy fucking French like to retire early from work. Or so it seems. 

So Charles toured Germany instead. Not sure if you all noticed the love from the Germans towards him. Utterly perplexing as for the last 100 years they were throwing grenades at each other. 

Not any more. new alliances are forming. Old alliances are falling apart. 

It is forever Reg and David and me in Toledo. I'm not sure what we were doing there but I drank Reg and David under the table apparently. I'll take their word for it. David boasted about how many chainsaws he has lined up for the uninitiated. 

well 'fuck a duck' I said staring anxiously at the exit sign. That threw David as he thought I meant it literally. Reg was laughing hysterically on his throne beer dribbling from his left ear. 

anyway onwards towards Mordor.