Reg, gotta say your grammar is all over the place there. 

Could you rewrite that in a way that I could interpret as English? Engrish even...

David will hate me for saying this as he loves you and hates me but FRANKLY I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. I WAS TOLD TO SAY THIS BY A 7 FT SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD THAT IS BULLYING ME ABOUT LEEDS GETTING RELAGATED ON SUNDAY AND CELTICS BEING BEATEN BY MIAMI. 

ffs Reg get your shit together