When Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, has that naughty urge to view ultra-naughty porn, he turns to his teenage son, but what about yours truly? What stout yeoman among you will provide me with the requisite support to be the master of my domain? Personally, I'm leaning toward Mick because of the time difference and the whole "special relationship" thing that exists between us cousins!

Peter T. 

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