Why David R had such an issue with David B...

The scene is set, a huge ballroom in a mansion, a group of people sitting under a pyramid draped with crystals. The group in silence concentrates, staring up at the crystals. A serene calm hangs over the proceedings with everyone acting as if they are in the holiest of holy sacred temples. Then as energies merge they feel a cathartic crescendo about to occur, when suddenly the silence is broken by the long slow eruption of a whoopee cushion...people begin gazing around the circle and then, another whoopee eruption. Eyes turn to David B, who looks blankly back at the group and says "I felt something move."

He reaches under the pillow he is sitting on and removes one, then a second whoopee cushion and gently sets them down in front of him. He repositions himself on the pillow and suddenly, another eruption. 

"Yup, felt that. Definitely something moved." David B says. 

"Get ooooooooout!" David R screams at him. 

"Is it over?" David B asks looking disappointed. 

"It is over!" David R yells. 

And that was why there was no second David & David record. 

And I've exposed how childish I can be.