Kevin,
Didn't Dan tell you? There IS a breathalyzer port on this very site! Simply go to the gallery, and find the pic of Mr.Boo.(Various and Sundry). Blow your breath on his pic. If his wings start moving, you've got about a 0.15 reading (plus or minus). If he starts squeaking a/o singing...oops, about a 0.2. AND...if he does his little dance....you would be feeling bulletproof at that point. Try it...sometime.
Gene
