Well that Supreme Court judgement passed us by here so no actually no gloating from me. I’m sort of conflicted to be the new Pat B in a sense. I’ve always wanted to be so conditionally unloved and disrespected by everyone that I’m now living the dream. The  thing is David’s always known I’m a cunt but he doesn’t realise that calling people out in a snide way for being a cunt makes them actually look like a bit of a cunt themselves.

But a loveable one. But not you. You loveable whatever-the-opposite-to-a-unloveable-cunt is (something Scots no doubt). Honestly I don’t even like Russell Brand so I don’t know where that came from. Nor the the secret Netanyahu assassin thing. I mean literally what the actual fuck?