Icon Re: Sexual Innuendo
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wally (view)

: Help!

: I need sexual innuendo, and lots of it! �

: "Honey, are you up yet?"

: "And how!"

: It's for a fifties big-band-style male/female duet.

this is the funniest one i've ever heard.

from rodney dangerfield:

"hey, are you girls into poetry? well, maybe you could come over here and straighten out my longfellow."

i don't know where this one's from, but i always say it:

"do you find it hard getting up in the morning?
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