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: I need sexual innuendo, and lots of it! �

Nautical:

Hoist the flag matey

Come aboard and I'll show you my mast

slipping into port

shiver me timbers

Thar she blows

that's quite a swell there captain

Aft ( nuff said )


Culinary Arts:

Kneading the dough

the dough is on the rise

whip until fluffy

grease the pan

calibrate the temperature probe

Wildberry Pie


Mechanical:

Check the oil

Lube job

Dip stick

Nice bumpers

tailgating


Harvest Time:

Squeeze the melons

making hay

pick some fruit

hoe ?

NASCAR:

Take a few laps

Lets head for the pit area

qualifying rounds

get her up on the jacks