I'm quite happy to go back to posting shit like this


One day, during an English lesson the teacher asked the class to think of a sentence containing the word 'contagious'. A few hands go up and the teacher asks Susie. "My brother has measles and he is contagious" "Very good" says the teacher. The teacher then asks Michael, "A boy told a joke in class and the laughter was contagious" "Very impressive!" the teacher exclaimed. Billy is at the back waving his arm. "Go on then Billy" the teacher prompts, "Me and my dad saw a man painting the side of his house with a 2 inch brush and my dad said it will take that cunt ages!"

this site feels like community to me and communities do go through stages...if i could be bothered to remember this...and we're going through that 'shit hits the fan stage' and comin' out the other side hopefully...anyone for more crude Mick jokes then...andrea???