The Last Faithful Lover In The World

lyrics by David Baerwald and Will Sexton

No, baby
I ain't lying
please stop your crying,
and your prying
no, I was just here reading
ran to get the phone
that explains my
heavy breathing
but you don't have to worry
you don't have to worry
cause I am
the last faithful lover in the world

I am the
last faithful lover
the last faithful lover in the world
I am the
last faithful lover
the last faithful lover in the world

so you met Sarah?
such a shame about her looks
you think she's pretty?
really? I never noticed
I never noticed
I swear I never
some people think so
I guess
some people say
she's got soft full lips
and swaying breasts
and legs that stretch out forever
but that's them
that's them
it ain't me
no, I'm the
last faithful lover in the world

I am the
last faithful lover
the last faithful lover in the world
I am the
last faithful lover
the last faithful lover in the world

if all the unfaithful
were to disappear
there'd be no one left
in this wicked world
well I saw Cupid
himself cop a feel
on a young young girl
in her Sunday best

I am the
last faithful lover
the last faithful lover in the world
I am the
last faithful lover
the last faithful lover in the world

Appearances

A Fine Mess

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