Just a heads-up to you and your supposed contenders. Ever since Dan introduced this international competition, my boys (and yes, they are all he-men, alpha males) have been sequestered at Electric Lady Studios in NYC, no groupies, no social media, no fun, just relentless practicing their opening riffs, following the strictest monastic Buddhist practice of total abstention from sensual pleasures, material comforts, and any other Earthly delights. I've spared no expense, and have even brought in motivational speakers from the Vince Lombardi Institute. So why am I sharing this with you good folks? I just don't want hear any complaints from your entries, all of whom are most surely indulging in typical rock star hedonism: lavish meals, gourmet delights, and whatever Epicurean pleasures you pamper your flabby, over-the-hill, out-of-tune, geriatric posers (or poseurs for you European types).

Looking forward to the bragging rights which are destined to come my way!

Peter The T  (yes, given my elevated status here, I've changed my name!!