Mick, I do the magic mushroom and green stuff thing every evening and of course follow it up by dancing naked around a bonfire. Halloween is nothing compared to what goes on here on May 1st...perhaps the highest of all Holy days here in the states. Ah, you know Americans don't care about facts and history...and for the most part they just think pagans are people who don't go to church.

 So what I do is lure my friends over here with the idea of candy and nasty movies and then when they least expect it I baptize them into "Cult Of The Sacred Cloud"...where I fill their empty little heads with the mythology of our cloud. This happens of course after I've had them drink lots of the green stuff (they think it's Kool-Aid) and I've taken their handguns away from them...you know Americans don't travel without weapons because it's their God given right to do so and what with all these terrorists running around these days...gotta protect their family you know...