Okay, since we've sunk to telling dick jokes, here's another "real life" one.

Back to my Navy days... Every morning we'd muster and have roll call at 8 am, followed by the reading of the Plan of the Day. Each day we'd be given a story of how some accident had befallen a sailor. Many of these were far from funny - a hatch slamming on someone's head, another being swept overboard in a storm - but one day we got a real gem. What made it extra special was it had occurred to someone from our very own Subase, Pearl Harbor.

The victim and the witness both worked on base maintenance, running around painting the base of trees white and polishing long since plugged up cannon to please the Admirilty. The two of them, a male and female, also happened to live together off base.

One day they were engaged in a little playful wrestling, when, while standing hampton, the guy tripped and "broke" his dick. It's hard to seperate myth from fact after that point, but two things are quite clear: it was very painful and also one of the funniest things any of us had ever heard of.