*** First, why are you wearing a sweater in the pool? ***

You're killing me. I guess when it falls out of my head en mass it seems to sprout elsewhere on my body. My wife also suggested I get "man-scaped" before we went on vacation. I told her, ain't nobody gettin' within two hundred yards of my boys with a razor. Frig that!

 *** and second did you take a swing at Clinton when you had the chance? ***

No, I just swam up next to him at the pool bar and pee'd.