Identity Crisis

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down
next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are
you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle,
so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think
about women. When I shower I think about women. When
I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man
sat down on the other side of  the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out
I'm a lesbian."

Gene