hmm, looks like Wilbur's really feeling his oats today.

okay, i'll go:

1.) watch as much TV as possible and build your body with the fine nutrional supplements made by the good people at Frito-Lay.

2.) don't talk to strangers, especially filthy little halflings

and

3.) understand that you have an ego, just like everyone else, and it wants to convince you that you are the center of the universe. it wants you to behave selfishly and look out for number one above all else...so bitchslap and bodyslam the ego as needed, then go with what's in your heart of hearts. be the change you want to see.