First, a huge congrats to the Israelis for bagging the leader of Hamas. Outstanding work!!! Keep it up! How about a Tomahawk up Arafat's bunghole?

Second, in light of the assasination attempt in Taiwan and it's immediate impact on the elections, I'd like to be the first to predict an attempt on Shrub's life. Perhaps they can find another fool with a peashooter, like the last one that tried to wacky Ray-gun (didn't Hinckley use a .22?). After all, the Republiklans prolly won't be able to steal another election, will they?