"Y'know, you're the SECOND person who's said I look like a young Rush Limbaugh!"

or...

"This is one of TWO neckties that I own and I don't care if it doesn't match."

or...

"After my second Double Vodka Collins, I started believing this horseshit myself."

or...

"Then this bunny came over and nibbled up ALL the records of meetings in the Situation Room on 9.12.01."

or...

"Dude...I just got back from seein' Willie play at the Beaumont Club and I feel soooooo funky!"

PRH