A few more...just because I'm not done eating my sandwich yet.

1. John Kerry: That's Not Eyeshadow

2. Kerry for President: Because John McCain isn't as Intimidating as Donald Rumsfeld

3. Vote John Kerry: We've had a bad actor, how 'bout a good guitar player. (sorry, stole that one from FZ.)

4. John Kerry: As a matter of fact, yes, we could have picked a bigger idiot!

5. A vote for Kerry is a vote against Satan.

6. John Kerry: His face isn't the only thing that's long.

7. Vote for John Kerry and you'll be able to come out of the Bomb Shelter.

8.  It's the end of the world, what the fuck does it matter, vote for Ralph Nader for all I care!?! 

9.  Which is better, a guy with a girl's name for his last name or a guy with a girls pubic area for a last name?

10.  John Kerry: Because Jimmy Carter is Busy