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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘WHAT DO YOU THINK?’
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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Al-Qaeda Planning Attack’

Last week, top U.S. officials warned that al-Qaeda plans to attack our country in the next few months. What do you think?

WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Janet Barker’
Janet Barker
Pedicurist		 "Those terrorists don't scare me. At least not without the help of my government."
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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Jacob Shafer’
Jacob Shafer
Accountant		 "Is this question about today's terror announcement, or the three last month, or the one they'll announce tomorrow?"
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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Marlene Porter’
Marlene Porter
Real Estate Agent		 "Well, Grandpa's been complaining about his shoulder lately, and that can only mean one thing."
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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Charles Sornsin’
Charles Sornsin
Cook		 "Awesome! This will save me the trouble of killing myself!"
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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Juan Axelson’
Juan Axelson
Barber		 "So we should...?"
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WARNING: Image embedded by poster. ‘Timothy Seymour’
Timothy Seymour
Systems Analyst		 "I'm sorry, but if they attack us again, we're going to have to go after them
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“Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” - Zappa - Yeah you know who you are.
posted 2004.06.02
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