I can see it now! Promiscuity for Freedom: Love America, Get Out there and Fuck Someone! If we HAD orgies in Kansas, I'd attend one.  But unfortunately, a previous administration outlawed sex.  So, apparently I must help in another way.  It does sound like a lot more fun than carrying signs and Harrassing Folks over the Phone.

I'd use cocaine for America so I could be more like Sherriff Bush but I have such sinus problems now...along with a somewhat narcissistic nature...so I'd better not go that route.

I'd go to war for America but SUV's are so expensive and I don't dare waste the oil taking just me and my stockpile of Weapons to another country.  I have friends in Canada and they won't let me back in Mexico, so where can I drive and start a war?

Well...that's all I've got.

PRH