wow, did i skew the poll! i couldn't believe that we were all pro musicians who enjoy DB's music. then i looked at the number of votes: one.

so get on 'em early, and spin it your way. for a while, anyway...

okay, let's get further off track:

guy is walking on the beach. he finds a lamp, rubs it. genie pops out, grants him a wish. he thinks about it, and says, 'well, i always wanted to be lucky...'

'done!', sez the genie (who, unfortunately, looks like nothing like babs eden in her heyday).

he walks on, and soon finds a $20 bill. 'that's a good start', he thinks. so he goes to the racetrack, puts it on the longest shot, and wins a fistful of dollars and then some. to celebrate, he decides to head up to the Mustang Ranch (this is, um, before the feds took it over).

he asks the madam for an Indian girl, as he's always had a thing for woman from the subcontinent.

in the private room, they start fooling around, but he stops. 'you're very beautiful', he tells her, 'but that dot on your forehead is kinda distracting me...'

'i am here to please you', she says. 'you may remove it if you wish'. so he starts rubbing it off, but suddenly collapses on the floor in a fit of laughter.

'what, what is it?', she asks.

he says, 'you're never gonna believe this, but i just won a BMW!'

(ba-dum-dum!)