Re: The World's Shortest Joke
DavidM
location: Alta, CA
listening to: Fogerty, Birds of Chicago, He's My Brother, She's My Sister
registered: 1997.10.01
A string walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve strings!"
String goes outside, musses itself up and goes back into the bar-
Bartender says, "hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out?"
String says, "Nope, I'm afraid not" . . .
Rimshot . . . hook . . . lowering curtain . . .
–--
Paddle solo, sleep tandem.
A string walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve strings!"
String goes outside, musses itself up and goes back into the bar-
Bartender says, "hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out?"
String says, "Nope, I'm afraid not" . . .
Rimshot . . . hook . . . lowering curtain . . .
–--
Paddle solo, sleep tandem.
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