HEY! you didn't know that the name of my band is 'your favorite band', but i'm deeply offensive, er, i mean offended.

okay, confession time for me. i'm actually a Mormon CPA who has never been within 100 feet of an actual musician, as i find their lifestyle choice to be repugnant, pointless, and a detrimental influence on the children.

(on a halfway serious note -  does still having a day job mean i'm not yet a pro? even if i tour more than DB, including all-expenses-covered trips across the pond? and do my substance habits count towards my authenticity? and on another note, where HAVE all the flowers gone? who'll stop the rain? does anyone know the way to San Jose? so many questions, so few answers. so many gerbils, so little time...)