Told to us while on holiday years ago by a animal santuary owner( no not the Crocodile Hunter).....He is on 24 hour call to attend snake or reptile problems/rescues and was called to a house with a big brown snake in the toilet curled up around the toilet bowl....when he arrived he notice the woman of the house with blood over her face and thought the husband had snotted her to stop her from being hysterical..but the truth was she was on the throne, looked down and saw the snake between her legs and screamed,stood up to run out of the door...her panties were still around her ankles and she hit the floor and broke her nose.