Sorry, not so much of a caption but a scene...

Clarence -

[smiling, just a little too broadly]

CONDI!!!!! I see YOU - that means you're REAL, like ME!

[rocket pawn with Miers face on the base appears accompanied by thejustintimeforhalloween scooby-doo music - vintage if possible]

[CT's smile quickly disappears - in an intense tone]

Look, if you see a fucking rocket pawn with a fin facing the wrong way behind my head and you know what the fuck it is and how the fuck it's following me - I'll give you $5!!

[brief moment of recognition]

[incredulously]

you see her...DON'T YOU!?!?!?!!!!!

[running off madly]

WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[the boom camera tracks Clarence dissolving into the crowd, slowly, simultaneously zooming out and tilting up to reveal the not so transparent ghost reverserocketspawn following him, yet eerily parting the crowd in its wake...just before the fade to black - W's equally and opposite grinning face (a grin somewhat reminiscent of the one Clarence had on at the beginning)appears on top of the ball of the disappearing pawn]

It's waaaaaay early - but Happy Halloween, folks!