Take This Job & Shove it! YOU AIN’t Workin’ HERE NO MORE!
messybear
location: Lunging gusts from deep in the heart of N/A disillusionment....
listening to: @l'sBU2; JW'sBU2; PJbootlegs; BGeldofMix; RWatersMix; Aussie Feast o’DVDs; Boomtwn •Triage XRuddMix
registered: 2005.11.13
[For Parody Sake]
In a press conference this morning [112105]:
Dear media, friends [market force trends] and North America: It’s frustrating to me, as I preside comfortably at the head of the GLOM table with a personal salary that is at a ratio of appx. 500-1 over that of the average production serf, that we must first make threats of FUD for several weeks...then follow-up with the implementation of more vital pro-shareholder downSIZING achievements. [Cheers...yeahhhhh, crowd approval...applause....].
Health care costs & the salaries of my BOD and myself have nearly crippled our revenues, ...so it has been modeled that we will align ourselves with a continuing North American corporate trend: WE will implement another major downsizing ~ effectively hacking 5 North American communities off at the knees [Applause, yeahhhahahheeahh...cheers and crowd approval....].
Our key goal: WE are just going to stay focused on what will take the focus off the BOD and myself while upsizing our personal salaries by another several percent annually. This is so important. THIS is imperative m’ friends.
Can I get an Amen?!
By implementing a fiscal program of EFFECTIVE CUTS REGULARLY REVISITED [Yeahhh Babeee!!) we project having GLOM back on track within ohhh, ...sayyy...a decade or so...if there still is a North America which can sustain our large hungry corporate machine in ten years!! Oh, ...& if you don’t like it ~ without lube ~ then we will fck you all ASAP and take the whole operation where the serfs are “cheap, cheap, me go long time!!”
WE Fortune[ate] some odd hundred North American corporations don’t much like you “Life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness” mongers anyhow, ...so neaaahh!
[...we built the insurance co.s, ...who built RAMPANT health care costs...which we like to blame for much of this, ...have to give credit-where-credit-is-due to the across-the-board fleecing of the public purse as well; ...like...a...rock!]
[over his shoulder, stage left: ”hey, ...John, ...when’s tee-time? ...Oh, yeah?....”]
...THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[Cheers...yeahhhhh, crowd approval...applause....]
Excessively Yours,
Corporate Executive Offender, ...extraordinaire.
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intellectually masturbatin while the radio was playin
[For Parody Sake]
In a press conference this morning [112105]:
Dear media, friends [market force trends] and North America: It’s frustrating to me, as I preside comfortably at the head of the GLOM table with a personal salary that is at a ratio of appx. 500-1 over that of the average production serf, that we must first make threats of FUD for several weeks...then follow-up with the implementation of more vital pro-shareholder downSIZING achievements. [Cheers...yeahhhhh, crowd approval...applause....].
Health care costs & the salaries of my BOD and myself have nearly crippled our revenues, ...so it has been modeled that we will align ourselves with a continuing North American corporate trend: WE will implement another major downsizing ~ effectively hacking 5 North American communities off at the knees [Applause, yeahhhahahheeahh...cheers and crowd approval....].
Our key goal: WE are just going to stay focused on what will take the focus off the BOD and myself while upsizing our personal salaries by another several percent annually. This is so important. THIS is imperative m’ friends.
Can I get an Amen?!
By implementing a fiscal program of EFFECTIVE CUTS REGULARLY REVISITED [Yeahhh Babeee!!) we project having GLOM back on track within ohhh, ...sayyy...a decade or so...if there still is a North America which can sustain our large hungry corporate machine in ten years!! Oh, ...& if you don’t like it ~ without lube ~ then we will fck you all ASAP and take the whole operation where the serfs are “cheap, cheap, me go long time!!”
WE Fortune[ate] some odd hundred North American corporations don’t much like you “Life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness” mongers anyhow, ...so neaaahh!
[...we built the insurance co.s, ...who built RAMPANT health care costs...which we like to blame for much of this, ...have to give credit-where-credit-is-due to the across-the-board fleecing of the public purse as well; ...like...a...rock!]
[over his shoulder, stage left: ”hey, ...John, ...when’s tee-time? ...Oh, yeah?....”]
...THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[Cheers...yeahhhhh, crowd approval...applause....]
Excessively Yours,
Corporate Executive Offender, ...extraordinaire.
–--
intellectually masturbatin while the radio was playin
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