have I ever told y'all about the time some wanker drank all my wine and shagged my girlfriend...?
now now, that's not exactly accurate. i left you the dregs. and, thanks to her, i wasn't technically a wanker at the time.
as an aside, i must say that it's great to have a place where, after a tough week at work and an even tougher day at the dentist ("That's DOCTOR Torquemada to you"), i can unload on some deserving short & furry little bugger many leagues distant. love this internet thingie.
