Australian women are not that fond of American men - they tend to be loud and overbearing (a big generalisation, but no more so than your assertions). They can be charming of course, and call us "Ma'am", but we can see through that.
As for our beer - we like it...
This after I told you the story of Heather Moffett? I've been told that American service men never wanted to leave Austrailia because of the women. Would have loved to do a stint there for a year or 2 when I was 21 or 22