The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having being screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

*  anti-social personality disorders,

*  delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,

*  extreme cognitive dissonance,

*  inability to incorporate new information,

*  pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,

*  inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions,

*  cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,

*  uncontrolled facial smirking,

*  ignorance of geography and history,

*  tendencies toward evangelical theocracy and

*  categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. The search for a cure continues.