Mick won't dig it probably but hell not everyone is a foot shavin' glove sniffer like our resident hobbit. 

Well Reg, I'm a man of the people and would only listen to jazz if I were rushing around Paris in a hurry, and accidentally bumping into pretty French girls with lots of bags of shopping, followed by sitting down outside a cafe in the Champs Elysees thinking liberally and paying 50 quid to a sullen French waiter for an espresso.

Which I wouldn't fucking do. I'm more likely to be found lying face down in the mud asleep after 21 pints of real ale at a festival, with badly played folk music in the background...that is the soundtrack to my life buddy