Just to let you all know that Dan will be in the Shire in approx 24 hours, I will have control of the board - a few new rules round here

1 Pat Brown is fackin' barred

2 No fackin' Australians or Christians anymore

3 The official religion of the board is now Buddhism (of the Tibetan variety pay homage to the Dalai Lama)

4 Sports officially outlawed include Basketball, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Disc Golf and Golf.

5 ...hmmm....lemme think about it, yes only post when drunk...