We watched Andrew Denton interview Chris Martin from Coldplay on 'Enough Rope' last night - what a disappointment! He was barely articulate - seemed to start a sentence without finishing it - jumped around in his chair, and refused to answer anything "personal" because it was either private or embarrassing.

Sometimes it's better not to know too much about artists you enjoy. I met a relatively well-known British actor once. I spoke with him and he was a complete arsehole (sorry, but he was). Perhaps it's nicer to keep a few illusions (or is that delusions)?