If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq.
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq .
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq .

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq .
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq .

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq .
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq .
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there, bomb Iraq .
 

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq .
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq .
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad, bomb Iraq .

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq .
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq .
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, bomb Iraq .

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq .
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq .
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq .