hey dale, how're they hangin?

yeah, we're having a contest in here these days, who can make the most outrageous political/philosophical comment. Pat's winning on the right-hand side - and handily...Pat, who do you put in the lead on the left? anyway, Mr. Dale, my point is that Pat needs some competition, as he's currently got an uncontested monopoly, and that goes against a healthy free-market economy. it's also downright unAmerican, dammit!