Sitting in a pub in Leixlip during the week, a couple of youngfella's having a discussion about their favourite ganster movies, one fella describing a scene from "Goodfella's" "it was deadly they battered this fella to death then burried him alive"

Overheard on Sunday, 18th March 2007 - Riverforest hotel, Leixlip by Mick

A few years ago i was in Tesco getting my weekly shopping. A mother and her son (about four years old) were in front of me in the line for the checkout when the little boy sniffed twice, makes a face at his mum and asked her "Did you just fart?" His mother went very red in the face and said "No i did not!!" To which he replied "Must have been me so!!" Big cheeky grin and all!

Overheard on Sunday, 18th March 2007 - Tesco, Bray by Kim

On the bus, couldn't help but overhearing two old dears...

Old Dear #1 "So have ya the place ready for the christening?"

Old Dear #2 "I have. I was scrubbing all week. It's fit for the Queen now."

Old Dear #1 "I hear she's a fussy bitch alright."

Overheard on Friday, 16th March 2007 - On the 121 into town. by Cabra Joe

This happened about 40 years ago. A fellow outside the GPO with a sign "Boxes of Facts for sale 50p each" Bought one and on opening the box I discovered turd inside. Went back to the salesman and informed him that there was only a piece of shite in the box and his reply was "That's a FACT!

Overheard by franmac, about 40 years ago in Dublin