No not really...sorry...but I do have this...

So, David's announcement that he was going to remove Mr. Brown's head with a chainsaw created strange reaction on the board...

• 25% of the Baerwald Board members thought David really is a chainsaw wielding freak show and was driving to Texas in a diaper to lop off Pat's noggin.

   

• 15% of Baerwald Board members saw it as a joke but were holding out hope he'd really go through with it.

   

• 10% of Baerwald Board members really liked the idea but preferred using a rusty hacksaw instead.  

   

•  5% of Baerwald Board members were unsure Pat even had a head.    

   

• 2% wondered if this feat could be accomplished using a butter knife from Denny's.

   

• 16% of Baerwaldians believed that even if you chopped off Pat's head he would continue to function in his normal manner because “you just can't kill something like that"
• 18% thought “The Got No Chainsaw Dunderhead Texan Blues” was a great name for a song
• 3.2% found Ann Coulter calling John Edwards a “faggot” more amusing than David’s chainsaw threat.  (Pat was part of the 3.2%)
• 47% of Baerwald Board members purchased a chainsaw within 5 days of David announcing his chainsaw desires.
• 72% purchased chainsaw oil within 48 hours of the first chainsaw threat.