That's kind of funny with the mention of DiCaprio and all... here's a bit from the song "Fun" that DB co-wrote (along with Bill Bottrell, Brian MacLeod and Kevin) from Kevin Gilbert's Shaming of the True:

I'm talking to this actress behind the bar

She thinks Leo DiCaprio's gonna make her a star

So she answers his phone, washes his car

Soils his sheets, yeah she'll go far

'Cause she's fun, she's a real good time tonight all right

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