Just how much of a couch potato does one need to be to throw out their shoulder playing virtual bowling?

I had a programmer friend hack an XBox last year, so now I have about 80 XBox and about 3,000 games for other platforms (super nintendo, reg nin, tecmo etc..) plus every episode of Ren & Stimpy. After all that, about the only game I play on it is Tiger Woods golf, because four people can compete and it allows for a very leisurely and smoke-filled pace.

I still laugh hysterically every time I play one of the Vice City games and can have my character assault any police officer on the street.