The new theme song for the Democrats!

We'll be farting in our seats

With the people at our feet

And the promises we made will be gone

And the men who spurred us on

Cause everything they did was wrong

Know all we do is sing the same old song

I'll wipe my ass with the old constitution

Don't give a shit 'bout your revolution

Smile and grin at the cameras all around

Step to the Mic and say

Wish Bush would go away

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

Ya know change will never come

We knew it all along

We knew Gonzales was a joke, that's all

And Iraq still looks the same

Cheney hasn't changed

But we'll keep blaming Republicans for the war

I'll wipe my ass with the old constitution

Don't want no part in some revolution

Smile and grin at the cameras all around

Step to the mic and say

Same shit as yesterday

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

No, no!

Please move yourself and your family aside

Democracy ain't gonna get out alive

Tell all the papers I don't know why

I was so hypnotized by a Dick Cheney lie

Do ya?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I just want to keep my seat

Got lobbyists to meet

Please just look the other way or close your eyes

And the bullshit from the left

Is the bullshit from the right

Cheney's pacemaker got him through another night

I'll wipe my ass with the old constitution

Keep me out of your damn revolution

Smile and grin at the cameras all around

Step to the mic and say

Bush please go away

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

Don't get fooled again, and again, and again, and again

No, no!

Oh no not again!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new AG

Same as the old AG