Dennis has a new sports show on the Versus network. It started a little choppy, but it's been steadily improving. Right now he's got a nice advantage in that he's producing new programming while the rest of Hollywood dukes it out with the writers.

Last night he had Pete Rose on and it was pretty entertaining. Pete made the comment that he got banned for life for damage to the integrity of the game - a game he never disrespected while playing between the lines. Meanwhile something like 50% of MLBers were shooting up roids and HGH.

Gotta say, that makes sense. If we allow racists and roiders in, how can we deny Charlie Hustle?

In summary, Dennis concluded he didn't know much after reading the Mitchelll report on the behavior of the best players in baseball - except for the undeniable fact that steroids work.